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" THE MAGNETIC MAN "

( Story )

     João Matvichuc

 

                   The progress of the Medicine is a fact incontestable and with passing of the years, new scientific discoveries are proving that we are walking to wide steps in search, every time larger, of a longevity, that allows to live us more some years, in our perennial terrestrial existence. Today, we lived more and with a life quality, that would surprise our grandparents, thanks to the discovery of new medicines, and why not to say of the plants that compose the rich Brazilian flora, from where the prima matter is extracted it excels main of those medicines, considered today as extremely effective in the combat of some diseases that, even little time behind, they were considered incurable.  

                   In spite of the technological progress, where the  Allopathy Medicine  has a preponderant paper in the cure of the most dreadful evils, the incredulous man seeks strange exits in other sources, looking for in the faith healing a solution for his organic evils. We attended frightened, in this beginning of Century, desperate people seeking for magic formulas, that allow to live them in a healthy way and free from the diseases that the humanity.   

                   The man suffers physics and financially. He doesn't get the cure of his evils because, usually, he doesn't have conditions to acquire the medicines, for a series of factors that he disable him even of entering in a drugstore.  The medicines continue more and more expensive and out of the reach of the population, that is at the mercy of the powerful industry pharmaceutical multi-nationales, where the interest of the great foreign potencies and their millionaires “royalties" speak higher.  

                   Johnny was one of those people. Reformed, still young, of the Brazilian Air Force, he tanned the insipidities of an idle and frustrating life. He had suffered three aerial accidents, where he had escaped, miraculously of God and as reward, had won fractures and more fractures, repaired with countless screws and platinum plates, that transformed him in a true " Brazilian Cyborg ". He was considered as " inapt " psychologically  by a medical team of the Aeronautics. Unhappily, he didn't have more conditions to fly (according to the doctors), due to problems of nervous and psychological character, quite normal for an individual, that had escaped from the death for three times, in short space of time.   

                   Later, Johnny started to suffer of rheumatism with terrible pains in the articulations. The screws are  to doom his life to hell. He suffered humiliations in the automatic doors of the banks, through where he didn't get to pass, therefore it was alone to approach and the alarms sounded strepitous, announcing great danger for the Bank and there the safeties men came with the implacable inspects. Johnny's arguments didn't convince them and the vexation was total. Nobody got to understand that " magnetic " man's situation, that more seemed as an extra terrestrial, with screws and dispersed plates for the interior of his body.   

                   In the months of Winter, Johnny's suffering increased, therefore he suffered of an infernal arthritis in the right ankle. He had tried of everything: allopathy medicines, medicinal herbs, treatment by witch doctors, macumba, oriental medicine (Acupuncture). Nothing advanced, the rheumatism resisted the void attempts bravely, same the ones that, in a palliative way, they tried to lessen his sufferings.  

                   Lady Fafá, his wife, suffered with the problems of the husband. And as faithful companion, she divided the martyrdoms of the enormous cross, that she had to carry in Karma of the life.  So faithful, that took communion of the same evils - a stranger and no-wished bursitis in the left shoulder. When the veil of the night went down darkening the twilight of the afternoon and the implacable cold of the dawns arrived, the united couple in their pain, moaned together in painful communion. It was necessary to put an end in that suffering. The anti-rheumatic medicines no longer they made any effect. It was necessary something supernatural, that eliminated that martyrdom. And it is on that moment that appear the " duty " healers, neighbors, friends, advising and prescribing the most varied medicines, in the call industry of the auto-medication. A neighbor of the couple, “specialist” in rheumatic pains, advised them they must to seek a doctor pediatrician, that worked with energization. 

- " A pediatrician "? asked Johnny finding strange the doctor's specialty. 

          - " How a pediatrician, will he cure my rheumatism "?. 

- " He is a pediatrician, but once in the week (Tuesdays fairs), he  works as       paranormal doctor in his clinic, gratuitously ". 

                   The neighbor still cleared, that the cure, of the most varied diseases, it was obtained through energized water, ingested and placed in form of compresses on the aching place. And she ended: - It is soon “shot and fall”, the pain  disappears! "   

                   Johnny unbeliever was imagining that treatment type would be that, considering the doctor's specialty and he didn't get to hit upon how he would give a solution  for  his  evils.  Even  so,  he  decided to take a risk in the hope of seeing his  cured ankle, because the hope is always the last that dies and Johnny had faith that some good thing would happen. 

                   They arrived at the clinic soon in the morning, where they were received by a nurse, that gave them a password. She informed that the doctor would only assist them at night, because there were dozens of patients awaiting, some with very serious diseases (cancer and AIDS), the ones which, evidently, they had preference in the attendance. All there had faith of they be cured, thanks to miraculous water and the imposition of that medical saint's hands. We know however, that water doesn't cure anybody, the cure it comes from God and of the Faith that we deposited in Him.  The doctor is just an instrument of the Divine will. 

                   Johnny and lady Fafá came back at the end of the afternoon, almost night, with their respective bottles of mineral water, without gas. The nurse asked that waited, therefore soon the Dr.  Munir  them would assist.  The reception was full.  Seated impassive people in the chairs, held in the lap, their bottles of water, awaiting be called. There was not vague place and for that the couple was awaiting outside.  Suddenly, it vacated a place and Johnny entered in the reception to occupy it.  What happened since then it was hilarious.  On that exact moment in that he walked in the direction of the chair, it was heard the noise of an explosion!!! The sound seemed of a bomb, but it was not treated of any terrorist attack and yes of a simple widespread explosion of all the bottles with water.  It didn't give for understanding what was happening, because it was natural water and non with gas.  It was a pandemonium! 

                   Imagine Johnny parading in front of the people and the bottles bursting to his passage. Lunatic's thing, thing of the Devil! He didn't give to place the blame in the gas, because it was absent in the plastic-coated flasks and the most incredible of that history is that two bottles, surprisingly, didn't burst  - the one of Johnny and the other  of Lady Fafá. The couple didn't understand what was happening and amazements they looked at that whole big quantity of water.  

                   The reception was flooded and the perplexed people had to leave quickly in search of new bottles of water in the Portuguese's grocery store, in front of the clinic. Nor it is necessary to say of the happiness of the portuguese man, when he saw the whole people behind his water. He twisted the long mustaches, laughing with the unusual of the situation.  The strange misfortune is always humor object.  

                 Being the empty reception, the couple can be assisted by the Dr. Munir, that found strange their customers' sudden absence.  

- “ What happened?  Why did all the people disappear? " 

- " No, doctor, they didn't disappear, they just went to buy new bottles of water,    

      because the another exploded ". - Answer Johnny, the man super magnetic, an  

      little embarrassed with his hidric performation.  

- " What strange, it is "! - Said the medical skeptic looking at the perturbed  

      and confused couple.   - " But please enter, seat  and be comfortable ". 

                   Johnny sat down in a chair, the doctor began to examine him surrounding him for several times and imposing the hands on his head. After some seconds Dr. to Munir  spoke: - There is " an excess of energy in his head. You are totally no-stabilized, because there is a lot of energy in only one place and little in other points of the body..." 

                   Suddenly, Lady Fáfá whispers in the doctor's ear: - It is true, of the waist for bass the energy is going being negative and... - The doctor interrupts:       

 

- " Sure,  my lady, the unbalance is very big and energized water won't only solve  the problem ". 

- " what I do,  doctor "? - Asked the afflicted patient.  

- " You should make exercises of Yoga.  They are great to stabilize the energies.       Seek a course of Yoga and begin to practice and  soon,  very  soon,  you  will         notice an incredible improvement. You will be free from that terrible      anxiety and the energies, will be more balanced ".  

                   Soon, after energizing the bottles of water, the doctor examined Lady Fafá, he applied some passes on the affected shoulder for the bursitis and he recommended  homelike compresses with the energized water, three times a day. 

                   Fafá, when she leaving out the clinic, she felt already cured.  

                   Unhappily, Johnny didn't get to solve his health problem totally. 

Although he has been free from the rheumatic pains that they inconvenienced him, the swelling disappeared and with the exercises of Yoga, he became calmer and less anxious, however the old problem of the negative sexual energy, mentioned by Lady Fafá, it was prolonged for a certain time, until the appearance of blessed Viagra and since then... it was alone happiness!!!... - There we verified the advantages of the modern allopathy medicine. A true miracle in the sexual field, excepted the excesses, even in a magnetic men..., as it is the case of our Johnny.


(Story published in the Coletânea " Letras in Poster " -

2004 of the Publisher Cartaz Cartolina of Araruama, Rio de Janeiro - Pages 39 to 42).

 

 

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